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|I am offering commissions for pen-and-ink drawings, colored drawings and watercolor paintings. I do not accept points; commissions can be paid for in USD via PayPal. You do not have to pay until I show you that I am finished with your artwork. Watercolor paintings will be shipped to you for a flat $5 shipping charge, and if you order a drawing, you can choose whether or not you want it sent to you (same price.) Important: If you do not pay for your commission within four weeks of completion, your name will be added to a blacklist- you will not be allowed to commission me again, and other artists will be cautioned not to serve you. I will try my best to be timely; please return the favor. (Also, I'm sorry there are no images; I can't figure out how to embed pictures into a custom box. If you can show me how to do so, I'll reward you with points!) |
Black and white pen drawings: (8.5" x 11") $5
Colored drawings: (8.5" x 11") $10
Watercolor paintings: (includes watercolor chibis, 9" x 12") $25
Acrylic on canvas paintings: (various sizes) note me fav.me/d6bf4d6
And now for a few things about me: |
Art (painting, drawing, design and fashion)
Writing (realistic fiction, short stories, creepypasta, nonfiction persuasive and social commentary)
Sewing (clothing, quilting and plush toys)
General Crafting (jewelry and accessories, doll modification, sculpting, and tinkering)
Cosplay (character cosplay and historical)
History (the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, the Victorian and Edwardian Age, and the 50s and 60s)
Science (animals, marine biology, chemistry, medicine)
The Spanish language and culture (I've taken Spanish I in school and am still learning)
Favorite authors: Christopher Moore, Lloyd Alexander, Carl Hiaasen, George Orwell, C. S. Lewis
Favorite artists: Jasmine Beckett-Griffith, Andy Price, Yaya Han
Favorite movies: The Princess Bride; Monty Python's The Holy Grail; O Brother, Where Art Thou?; The Avengers films (including Iron Man and Captain America; ) Finding Nemo, the Planet Earth documentaries, Brave, the Ghostbusters movies, My Little Pony: Rainbow Rocks
Favorite shows: My Little Pony, Doctor Who, Orphan Black, Sherlock, Psych, Kitchen Nightmares, World's Dumbest, Bravest Warriors (though I don't like Adventure Time oddly enough)
Favorite YouTubers: Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Jacksepticeye
Things I don't like (allow me to apologize in advance: ) Anime (but not all of it,) John Green, neckbeards and "nice guys," Adventure Time, and what I call artistic genericism (when artists duplicate ideas and themes that have already been expressed ad nauseum, such as the criticism of religion and the criticism of capitalism)
The Tragedy of Markbeth: Act One
The Tragedy of Markbeth
Scene I. In a barren field.
Thunder and Lighting. Enter two witches, Danny and Arin.
Danny. When do you want to meet up again? Do you think it’ll rain?
Arin. We’ll meet up after the battle. Bring an umbrella.
Arin. Same place. Markbeth will meet us here.
Danny. Good. Let’s get going, I can hear Graymalkin calling me.
Enter a small tabby cat.
Danny. There you are! Hello, my sweet kitty!
Arin. I still can’t believe you named your cat Graymalkin.
Danny. You’re one to talk! You named your familiar Paddock!
Arin. I…shut up, you!
As they begin to exit, Danny begins to sing.
Danny. Fair is foul and foul is fair, hover through the fog and filthy air…
Arin. Is that some hipster BS you found on Soundcloud?