Elvis Goes To PonyvillePart two of Honesty In The White House. (Warning: Purposefully horrible and over-the-top.)
"You know, I think I'll just haul those apples from now on."
Twilight laughed. "Yeah, it's better to just have to do a little extra work than run the risk of meeting another human weirdo."
"Did somebody say 'human'?"
A dark haired human clad in a ridiculous costume strolled over the hill with Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie at his side. "Pinkie!" Twilight yelled, "What the hay is going on?"
"Okay," she said, "So there was this flash of light in Sugarcube Corner and this human appeared and he said his name was Elvis something-or-other and he actually turned out to be pretty cool and then there was Rarity and a fashion show and controlling clouds with his mind and-"
"Pinkie!" Twilight said. "I can't understand a thing you're saying!"
Rarity trotted forward. "Allow me to explain. As she just said, there
Honesty In The White HouseAfter crossing over into another universe, Applejack learns what's on the eighteen and a half missing minutes of the Watergate tapes.
Applejack crunched on a thick, juicy green apple. You'd think she'd be sick of apples by now, but it was unseasonably hot and she was really tired and hungry. She accosted her friend, Twilight Sparkle, who was her salvation from today's apple bucking. She was here to install a portal to the kitchen of Sugarcube Corner so they could make their delicious caramel apples. Now, with the portal, she could directly transport the apples there instead of having to haul them across town. The only problem was that conjuring portals was very challenging, even for such a powerful unicorn as Twilight.
She tried and tried for the longest time to cut a hole in space as the non-magical Applejack looked on. "You doin' okay there, Twi?" she asked with her charming drawl. "Just need maybe another minute or two," Twilight